darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: panerasexual)

outraged:

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

(Source: outraged)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
Jarod KintzIt Occurred to Me (via feellng)